[00:00:01][ OK ] Curiosity detected. Logging IP... [00:00:02][ OK ] Reverse lookup complete. Hi there, neighbour. [00:00:03][ WARN ] Unauthorized access attempt recorded. [00:00:04][ WARN ] sudo privileges not found. Obviously. [00:00:05][ FAIL ] Nothing interesting here. Request denied. [00:00:06][ OK ] Deploying infinite redirect loop... just kidding. [00:00:07][ OK ] Have a nice day. Logged in fail2ban. Also telling yo mama.